Which is weird because when my mom used to beat me when I was a child it never showed. Just kidding! I kicked her ass! Anyway in my grown up life I have noticed that I bruise easily.
Let me give you some examples. This summer I went to Ross Park with BFFH, SB, And SILD. I bought the 3 dollar bracelet that let me go down the water slide. It kicked my tush. Seriously I ended up with two giant bruises and one that is still not gone. I am pretty sure that is not normal, and that I should have it looked at, but hey I can still walk. No worries.
But today at the gym, I got attacked by the equipment. I stepped off this machine.... I will call it the green monster (its like a cross between a stair stepper and an elliptical trainer) and the right leg thingy caught me right in the ankle. I wanted to say the naughtiest word in the whole arsenal of swears, but there were people all around.
I am pretty sure I am going to have a giant bruise later because it hurts like a sun of a gun now.
I will take a picture if it gets looking cool. So stay tuned for that.
I wish I were there to have seen it. I can only imagine. I didn't know that you had bruised from the slide! bummer
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